hago or heycan'tgo? - the constipated orchestra

It was in September 2000 that "Derek Hasted's Guitar Orchestra" became the "Havant Area Guitar Orchestra" (subsequently the Hampshire Guitar Orchestra) with a letter to all the local Guitar teachers, a proper name, a logo, a website and all the trappings of a new identity.

No attention was spared in ensuring that every minute detail was 'just so'.

Imagine our surprise, then, when we suddenly discover an Internet website that explains the meaning of "Hago" as a boy's name...

It starts well...

"The name Hago creates a systematic nature and a clever inventive mind, attentive to detail" - that's us!

It continues satisfactorily...

"You like to finish what you start" - we do; the audience prefers it that way too!

Then it goes ever-so-slightly pear-shaped...

"aloof ... limited expression ... difficult for you to communicate" - oh dear!

Before delivering the final blow...

"You could experience constipation"