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Low Back Pain and preserving depleted hardwoods - April Fool!
Welcome...
So what has Belton Brasus been up to?
Here's the photo...
The slanted grain, the raised bout, the asymmetric cavity with excellent acoustic, the airy-fairy text - all fabrications, I'm afraid.
Besides - where would you find a case to fit it?
Welcome to the odd side of guitar, courtesy of Derek Hasted, and welcome to my website (via this special page written for April Fool's Day), here in the UK.
If you came here looking for low back pain relief then you are not alone...
- In 2004, it was oval cross sction guitar strings...
- In 2003, hago's new 12 string alto/soprano PMPU guitar was launched...
- In 2002, the European administration ruled that there are 10 semitones in the octave...
- In 2001, the Slancelot twisted frets made big stretches easier for the left hand...
- In 2000, it was the guitar body full of cardon dioxide, to lower the body resonance...
- In 1999, people read about La Bellinear tapered strings, which mean a guitar's frets can be equally spaced...
- In 1998, visitors enjoyed proof that loud, deep bass, played on a guitar held tightly, can cure male impotence...
And now, yet more drivel from the man for whom life and laugh differ by one syllable...
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