UFOs in Bedhampton, Havant?

Bedhampton - Flying Sorcery?

Amongst the Concert venues that my orchestra and my guitar workshop have played in, there are two in Bedhampton - 1km from Havant. If you search for Bedhampton in google, you'll find that it's apparently a hot-bed of UFO visitation and very little else ...

It would be a shame for visitors to our Concerts to cancel for fear of alien abduction, especially if the concert is for charity. So let us reassure you!

I've lived in Bedhampton for over 25 years and so I'm particularly well-placed to offer you the following insights into the reports on the Internet ...

• There's an account of a UFO "hovering over a 700 foot drop".
  The Ordnance Survey Map shows the spot height is 425 ft.
   
• A woman travels to Bedhampton to take her dog to the vet.
  There are no vets' practices in Bedhampton.
  She also promises to send a website some video footage.
  18 months later it hasn't arrived.
   
• "This area of Havant suffers continuous bad weather time periods" - Oh no it doesn't!
   
• "Havana" - we think they mean Havant - not a lot of attention to detail there, is there?
   
• "I then played the film in to the computer buy the firewire format capture box that then goes in real time without no loss of quality..."
  In to or into? Buy or by? Without no loss? A reliable source?

We'll let you decide, but I haven't seen any UFOs.
Why not? Because (wait for it ...) Bedhampton is part of the Haven't Area!

I prefer to think that UFO stands for "Unusually Fanatical Orchestra" ... so, if you come to a Hampshire Guitar Orchestra concert, you can hear a UFO in Bedhampton...

The Bedhampton Village Sign

How can anyone suggest that there are
UFOs in Bedhampton?